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Project Tasteless; So You Want To Taste My Wontons

OMG. I can’t quite help but giggle over the anticipation of Project Tasteless being back.  I love this challenge and seeing what everyone comes up with.  This week Rachel has got us all cooking up some classic man food.  Now I am no sports genius (I really could care less) but I do enjoy anything to do with creating wonderful dishes in the kitchen.  Cooking should be considered a sport.

One of the best ways to a mans heart is through his stomach.  Short of endless sex, food works best.  When there is any kind of game on TV you just need to let the men drink beer, eat finger food and scream at the TV.  I don’t want to mess with what works.  Luckily I have no bad luck that follows me.  I am allowed to watch the game with the men, I just don’t know even the first rule of the sport and would rather be doing almost anything.  I will clean my kitchen, do my laundry, and if we go into overtime I have time to clean the bathrooms.  I do however enjoy cooking for these events.  Anything dipped in chocolate, marinated in beer and grilled is a perfect game day food.  Enter buffalo chicken. Buffalo chicken is spicy, messy and delicious.  How could anyone hate it.

Buffalo Chicken Two Ways.

Let’s start with the wings.  I love a crispy sauce soaked chicken wing.  Add a tequila shot and you may as well wife me.

Buffalo Chicken Wings

1/4 cup of butter

1/2 cup hot sauce

1 dash of ground black pepper

1 dash of garlic powder

1/2 cup all purpose flour

1 tbsp paprika

1/2 tbsp cayenne pepper

1/4 tsp salt

20 chicken wings

Heat the oven to 350 degrees

In a small bowl mix together the flour, paprika, cayenne pepper and salt. Place chicken wings in a large nonporous glass dish or bowl and sprinkle flour mixture over them until they are evenly coated. Cover dish or bowl and refrigerate for 90 minutes. Combine the butter, hot sauce, pepper and garlic powder in a small saucepan over low heat.Stir together and heat until butter is melted and mixture is well blended. Once sauce is well blended remove from heat and set aside. After 90 minutes place chicken wings on baking sheet and cook until golden brown, about 30 minutes.  Once chicken wings are browned toss in buffalo sauce and serve. ( You can fry these wings, but I choose not to. I want the men in my life to stay heart attack free)

Buffalo Chicken Wontons

1 pkg wonton wrappers

2 cups cooked shredded chicken ( I season mine with paprika)

8 oz cream cheese

1/3 cup butter

1/2 cup hot sauce

1 egg white

1/3 cup minced onion (optional)

Heat oven to 350 degrees

Heat the butter on a medium low heat until completely melted. Add the hot sauce and stir until sauce thickens a bit and looks smooth. Once smooth mix the sauce with the shredded chicken.  Lay out your wonton wrappers ( I did about 4 at a time) and place about a tsp of chicken mixture in the centre followed by about a 1/4 tsp of cream cheese (My amount varied each time. Just try to not overstuff them). Once stuffed coat edges of wonton wrapper with the egg white and fold ( I can not wrap a wonton, all of mine were wrapped like tortellini).  Bake on a rack for about 15-20 minutes until golden brown and crispy. ( This is another recipe you can fry although I found baking them made them crispier)

You will be sure to impress with these delicious snacks.  I served mine up with some blue cheese dressing and every single person had a smile on there face.  Crack out the beer, tequila and maybe a keg stand or two and you will fit in with the sports crowd no problem.

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Project Tasteless- Bangover Breakfast

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the last Project Tasteless challenge.  I am seriously saddened by this.  At the same time we are making bangover breakfast.  In order to make a bangover breakfast you must have gotten stuffed the previous night.  Nothing says love like all night sex and delicious homemade breakfast in the morning. With the abundance of cheese, bacon and potatoes left over from last night I figured I would make a frittata.  Crumble some bacon, cut some potatoes and look like Martha fucking Stewart.  It only seems appropriate that your date should know something about you other than the way you like to get it in.

“Thank You For Coming Frittata”

  • 12 large eggs
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/2 pepper
  • 1lb bacon
  • 1/2 cup cooked asparagus
  • 1/2 cup cooked mushrooms
  • 2 potatoes, baked and cubed

1. Cut up the potato and the asparagus and evenly layer in a glass 9 by 13 inch glass baking dish.  Cut the bacon into small pieces and begin to brown.  In a separate pan fry mushrooms until there is little liquid left.

2. Crack eggs into a medium sized bowl, being careful to avoid shell and any blood spots (totally disgusting but I ran into an awful one)

3.  Mix in your milk and whisk until well blended.

4.  Once bacon is browned, pat down the bacon to get rid of any extra grease.  Spread the bacon and cooked mushrooms over the potato mixture.

5. Mix in 3/4 of the cheese making sure to spread around evenly with the other ingredients.

6. Pour egg and milk mixture over the frittata ingredients in the baking dish. Shake the pan gently from side to side to get even egg distribution.

7.  Add remaining cheese to top of frittata, and bake for 25-35 minutes.  The frittata should be set up and have the consistency of a scrambled egg.

8. Take the frittata out of the oven and allow to firm up and cool on the counter for about 5 minutes.  Get ready to dig into this bad boy, It is sure to please.

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